When I started blogging about my yarn-y adventures I was on a site called onemorestitch.net. I had a regular readership of about… 16. The site was administrated by a friend of a friend’s husband who wouldn’t let me have administrative access (to my own blog). The friend of a friend’s husband, who did have that access, had blocked the site from google’s search engine so no one could find me unless they had a direct link. Any readers who did find my site (probably by sheer accident) couldn’t leave a comment unless they had a password. There was no way to sign up for that password.
All in all I was darn lucky to have my 16 regular readers. I left that site (and that web administrator) behind and started rovingcrafters. Now I have more that 16 readers but I still feel darn lucky and darn grateful for everyone who comes to read my ramblings. Without you all I’d just be over here talking to myself.
My inaugural post on that beginner, baby-blog was “Never, Ever and You Can’t Make Me”. It was all about this amazingly talented German lace knitting designer called Herbert Niebling and how I will never make any of his stuff. Ever. And you can’t make me.
(In that same post I also stated, for the record, that I will never, ever make yarn from my own cat’s hair. I haven’t changed my mind on that particular issue either.)
I wish I still had that old post. Sadly it disappeared when I refused to pay a fee of $70 to hold on to the website address. Even more sadly, I was too much of an internet newbie to know how to back up my posts before it all went down. So its gone, lost forever. If you are one of the very few who actually read it, then you are probably a) my mother or b) very loyal. Either way, I love you. (But if you are my actual mother then I love you more than the others.)
For all the other 7 billion (minus 16) people on this planet who did not read that very first post of mine, here is the gist of it: Herbert Niebling designed some of the most beautiful knitted lace in the history of knitting and I will never make any of it. Why? Let me answer that question with a picture of his most popular design.
Stunning isn’t it? That’s Lyra. It was first published in 1939 in German. Its been republished lots of times since then and in different languages. Its a favorite among the Herbert Niebling fans (and oh yes, he has fans). Lyra is 2000 yards of lace weight yarn on size 000 needles. Making a Lyra is certainly a big commitment. Me? I could probably finish one off in… three years. That would be three years of my knitting life to make a lace tablecloth that absolutely NO ONE would ever be allowed to eat off of.
I ain’t making one.
Herbert Niebling designed over hundred of these elaborate lace creations to put on your dining room table. Really. There are 414 designs attributed to him in the ravelry database, but his actual total is probably closer to 1000. That’s why this long decreased, published-only-in-German, lace knit designer has legions of fans. He was crazy talented and crazy prolific and probably a little bit crazy. (Btw, when you figure out how Herbert knitted all that thread-weight lace in one lifetime, you let me know.)
I’ve read reviews by certain
snotty knitters who write on their snotty blogs that Lyra is actually quite easy, not enough of a challenge, and just a big disappointment.
I applaud those knitters for their lace knitting abilities (even when they just say they finished a Lyra and don’t actually post a picture of it). I applaud their self-discipline. I even applaud not-so-healthy need to find knitting patterns so difficult no one can actually knit them. As long as it makes them happy.
But I’m still not knitting a Herbert Niebling tablecloth on size 000 needles. Or spinning up my cat’s hair. Or eating brussel sprouts. Or getting a pedicure.
And you can’t make me.
But I have had a wonderful time blogging over that last two years. I want to say thank-you to everyone who helped make that happen.