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“Genius is 1% talent and 99% hard work.” – Albert Einstein
Well then I am a freaking genius.
Sorry Doesn’t Cover It
I had some trouble with a friend, a very dear friend. I almost lost this friend. And it was over knitting.
Not A Sock
Cheating on my intricate cabled socks with a big easy shawl. I never was any good at staying faithful to a knitting project.
Yoda would have made a lousy knitting teacher
Never take a knitting lesson from Yoda. He only cares about results, he’ll make you feel like a failure when you make a mistake, and he doesn’t care if you go and get your hand chopped off.
Knitting with Friends and Caffine
I’ve resolved to spend at least two hours everyday doing serious knitting. That’s like resolving to go to the gym everyday only way, way less miserable and sucky.
A Finished Off Fibonacci
Want to know how frustrating it is when you have a finished a project but can’t find anyone to take decent pictures of you in it? Then read on.
Stuck Indoors And Going a Little Stir Crazy
What does a knitter do when its non-stop rain and flash floods outside? The same thing she does when its sunny and gorgeous. She knits! But when its wet and yucky and the sun never shines she knits grumpy.
Making Up for Lost Time
A tee-shirt, two shawls, and a wrap. That’s what I’m working on. Three terrible days of no-knitting have ended and I have to make up for lost time!
Marathons and Sprits
So I’m up to four projects and I feel better. I’m going to work on them all. At the same time. While drinking coffee. It will be a marathon of knitting and crochet and it will make me a much more pleasant person.
Antihistamines on a Saturday
Earlier in the week I wrote a post justifying myself for knitting in the dead of night. Well, this post is to justify myself for knitting while high. Because I am.