Back off my knitting

when feminists come for your knitting
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So a person that none of you will ever meet (I hope) gave me a hard time this week about being a knitter. The gist of her argument was this: women who knit (and I presume crochet) are participating in their own subjugation by continuing the culture of women performing domestic tasks. This person wanted me to understand that as an intelligent, independent woman I have an obligation to spend my free time doing something more challenging and less menial.

Menial? Knitting is menial? And anti-feminist?

Let’s consider all the far, far more mature responses that I could have given her… but didn’t:

  • “You’re just jealous because you’re a spastic twit who couldn’t finish knitting a shawl if you had ten lifetimes.”
  • “You know I don’t use my breasts, uterus, or second x-chromosome to knit. And if I had a penis I don’t think it would get in the way of my stitching. So how on earth is knitting a womanly activity?”
  • “You are so right! But I can’t stop knitting because my overbearing, cruel, and obviously misogynist husband bought me an annual subscription to this yarn-in-a-box service. Every month they send me gorgeous silk/angora/baby alpaca/bamboo yarns. Its a terrible burden but I simply must use it up or live with the guilt of all that wasted money. Isn’t he a bastard?”
  • “Que? No habla Ingles.”
  • “Shhhh! You are blowing my cover! I only took up knitting so that I can make contact with those pitiful, subjugated, knitter women. Then, once they see me as an ally, I will convince them that knitting is part of the male-privilege-ideology that promotes Freud’s outdated psycho-sexual repression through the use of phallic knitting needles. Now go away.”
  • “Well I don’t identify as a woman. I identify as lysigender.” (FYI that is a gender that seems to dissolve and disappear as soon as you attempt to grasp it or figure it out.)

Instead of any of those witty remarks I explained that knitting was not menial, or demeaning, and to disrespected the work and skills done by generations of past (mostly) women was to disrespect their achievements. Or I tried to. After the third time I was interrupted I not-very-politely suggested that she have intercourse with herself. Repeatedly. In a sideways fashion.

Yeah I was mighty pissed off. There is a long standing tradition of so-called feminists that look down on any activity that was traditionally done by (mostly) women. This attitude is nothing new and I shouldn’t let it get to me. But I did. What can I say? It turns out that wanna-be social justice warriors that try to separate me from my knitting are not my favorite people.

open work knitting

Know this: I have these pointy, psycho-sexual, phallic knitting needles and I will defend my work-in-progress if I have to. So back off.

 

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Brenda
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Way to go Jen!!!!! I to hate when people put us down for this. My ex-husband use to tell me all the time it was a grandma hobby and I looked like a grandma sitting doing it. Funny how it is these people that put us down, are the first to love that afghan, hat, scarf, etc that we make for them…. I will never let anyone put me down again for this craft we so love!!!!

Itsy
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Your comment reminded me of when I first took up knitting. I hid the activity from my husband who poured scorn all over a hobby of his mother.
Poor bastard. He died 2 years after I divorced him because he wasn’t smart enough to take care of himself. I still knit.

Thephantomtestknitter
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Thephantomtestknitter

I loved my grandmothers, and was fascinated by their skill with all kinds of knitting and sewing. I aspire to be as accomplished. I would take that as a compliment Brenda.

Rick
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Well, as a male knitter you should hear the comments I get! Since this is a family-friendly site I won’t even begin to burden you with those. But, who does that leave that should knit???

Itsy
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You hand in there Rick. I don’t know if you followed Roving C rafters back when our Jenn had a post about Rosie O’Donald but she has always supported Men who craft.

Itsy
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In fact, now that I think about it, it was only after Jenn’s post about Rosie and his crafting that Google acknowledged that this was a real site. Something about football. Some things never change.

Thephantomtestknitter
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Thephantomtestknitter

Nice one Rick. You are obviously a fine example of a superior sub-division of the male kind, because most men I know could in no way do something as clever as knitting – too clumsy, too impatient, no imagination, only know four colours exist….need i go on??

Kddomingue
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Rosie Grier. Big, tough football player. Remember him doing needlework on Johnny Carson one night when I was a kid. Totally shaped my views on crafting and gender. If Rosie could knit then I, a woman, could use power tools…..and quilt, knit , play basketball, bake and lift weights if I wanted to. And I ended up marring a man who appreciated a woman who could use a chop saw or a sewing machine with equal ease. 🙂

Sondra
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Way to go, Jen!!! I truly love what you told her! Do you think she understood what you said?

Karen
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I must have a certain “look” ‘cuz no one has ever said a word to me. ( God help them if they do) 😤

Itsy
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LOL!

Cathy
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I help my husband on the farm, which means I am sometimes in a huge tractor helping with hay making, or preparing soil for the next crop. Nobody gives me a hard time about knitting. I guess they figure I’ll run over them with my tractor.

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